Flee From My Verboseness

I, the authoritative author, am now penning upon this fluttery piece of parchment my concierge of thoughts. My thoughts assume a latticed structure, monolithic in size, with gleaming epifaces reflecting the facets of finely manufactured gemstone of immense value.

I have increased the boundaries of my vocabulary for this very purpose. With my incredible abilities grasped within my sword-hand, I smote and cleaved my foes into ominouos submission.

Thank God nobody of worth notice writes like this.