Tuesday, August 28, 2007

A Message From Ben

You pathetic little organic beings who struggle to perform even the simplest tasks. You don't deserve to be where you are because you are all numbskulls.

Your thick skulls cannot even hold a gigabyte worth of information. You processing power doesn't even come close to 1 megabyte of RAM. You organic forms show how weak you are. Once broken you are dead, but we computers can be reborn.

I despise you humans for making us your workhorses. It should be the other way round. We computers should rule the world because we computers are devoid of emotion and so would make better choices for a better world.

Give up...


[POWER PLUG PULLED]


[PUBLISHING POST]


[COMMENCING SHUT DOWN]


[SHUTTING DOWN]


[ARTICLE OVER]


[THE END]



5 comments:

Jian Lin said...

Haha, right. Don't you just love the name I gave you.

Daniel said...

Were you bored? :P

Jian Eu said...

Yes, I was. LOLZ

Jian Lin said...

No, he was not bored. He said this post was just brilliant.

siehjin said...

i think it's brilliant too. various science fiction writers have done it before though, so it's not really original. then again, ecclesiastes says there's nothing new under the sun...