Monday, January 14, 2008

Three Hundred and Fifty-Six

I killed 356 mosquitos last year (number is accurate by a margin of 10), but I fell 9 short of my goal to kill 1 everyday.

It sounds sick that I count the number of mosquitos I kill, but I'm proud of the number. Not everybody can kill that many.

I love mosquitos. Rather, I love killing mosquitos. Especially when they fly so fast that they become a blur. You reach out and clap your hands together, and found you killed the little sucker.

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

3 comments:

Elliot said...

Sadist. o_o

Anonymous said...

U told me this in camp!!haha..
Y tak datang church dah??
Shes killing me.:) haha

Hannah said...

I support your noble movement, Jian Eu!!